Kevin Federline

Name: Kevin Federline

Likes: Polluting the gene pool, Front running

Jeez, take a look at this one. The douchiness here is almost palpable. It's hard to look at this picture and not immediately wish for a meteorite, a flash-flood, or a juicy tomato at the very least.

Kevin Federline, known by most for his white trash, fast food, tabloid romance with Britney Spears, purports himself to be some kind of dancer and, I can barely type it, "musician". Thankfully, even the most vapid and tasteless music listeners had no stomach for his brand of noise pollution, and the record failed miserably.

A reckless procreator, the 32 year old Federline has 4 children with 2 women (Shar Jackson, Britney Spears), neither of whom he is currently involved with. Class.